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Show Rating Comment Added By
Missi Pyle
3/27/2003
3.82 (7 votes)
Marcus: "I know when girls get aroused or whatever, their clitoris gets like...uhm..."

Drew: "The clitoris is not inside the vagina Marcus."

Adam: "Drew, don't cut our callers off when they're stupid and they're trying to explain what goes on in the vagina. It's always entertaining. Do you know what I'm saying?"

Drew: I hear ya.

Adam: "Alright, go ahead Marcus. I'm sorry."

Marcus: "Ha ha! I go to junior college."
4/16/2014
2:15pm
Tina Fey & Tim Meadows
4/18/2004
4.16 (19 votes)
Really funny episode. Guests are good, a caller says Adam talks too much, and Drew and Adam discuss advertising tactics at the end of the show. "We stack 'em deep and sell 'em cheap!" 4/16/2014
2:01am
Alicia Witt
9/15/1998
3.74 (13 votes)
farts are funny 4/15/2014
11:37pm
no guest
4/3/2000
3.87 (14 votes)
Haha crazy callerz 4/15/2014
11:23pm
no guest
6/14/1998
3.82 (13 votes)
It's funny to hear Drew beat the drum for Wellbutrin in all these old episodes. You really notice it now. 4/15/2014
8:14pm
no guest
9/14/1999
3.99 (11 votes)
This is maybe the second lightning round ever and it has to be one of the best. Super entertaining. Bruce cannot stand it making it that much better. 4/15/2014
5:20pm
The Used
3/23/2003
3.51 (8 votes)
These guys are RETARDED 4/15/2014
4:07pm
no guest
10/15/2003
4.12 (19 votes)
Also the infamous episode in which Adam asserts that God would not let gays survive the apocalypse since it be the ideal opportunity to "take out the garbage."

One of the best 2003 episodes I've heard so far.
4/15/2014
1:59am
no guest
10/15/2003
4.12 (19 votes)
A memorable lightning round. Adam has perfected the mock local radio persona, but he no longer engages the callers as much as he used to. 4/15/2014
1:56am
John Cho & Kal Penn
7/29/2004
4.61 (67 votes)
When I originally pulled up this episode on my phone, there was a pic of Kal wearing a shirt that said "I Love Bush (w/ the American flag behind this text), the pussy not the president"... It's, unfortunately, since been replaced w/ a totally different pic... Why does everything have to be so PC?!?!... 4/14/2014
6:19pm
Michelle Branch
12/17/2003
3.87 (7 votes)
Ironic Adam talks about Drew laying off his daughter with the ballet because she's gonna get an eating disorder. Low and behold 12 years later we find out the kid was in the beginning of her eating disorder when Carolla spoke those words 4/14/2014
5:53pm
Kelly Osbourne
10/14/2003
3.64 (9 votes)
Kelly is passively pretentious. Her input is usually limited to the misguided trite remarks that usually repulses Adam. 4/14/2014
2:16pm
Sara Rue
9/28/2003
4.18 (20 votes)
smoke detector at 1:05:00 4/14/2014
1:59pm
Alison Dietrich & Dano Legere
2/15/2001
3.89 (1 votes)
This is remarkable. Cay Caller Brian (one of those callers whose voices I have down cold) phones in as James at 0:57:07. I have a feeling he had a punchline he didn't have a chance to deliver, so he manages to get back on the air, as Joe at 1:17:30, to get the joke out.

It's amazing that some callers say they've had the hardest time getting through, while others call in whenever they please.
4/13/2014
11:42pm
Bill Nye
3/25/2003
4.38 (56 votes)
On an Attack Crows jag, Adam says his crows will be like "flying crips" 4/13/2014
10:29pm
David Alan Grier
2/15/2000
4.62 (83 votes)
@KellyBix87, if only your warning had come before all those people listened to and voted this show into the top ten, think how much wasted time you would have saved them. 4/13/2014
9:55pm
Majandra Delfino
2/1/2000
4.43 (46 votes)
Damn, the guest is annoying. Talks the whole time but doesn't actually say anything meaningful. Great episode otherwise. 4/13/2014
9:41pm
Stroke 9
1/17/2000
4.03 (16 votes)
Haha, that's a great call by Ann near the end of the show. 4/13/2014
6:46pm
Matthew Lillard
1/12/1999
4.24 (17 votes)
I was pleasantly surprised by this episode. Good calls and Mathew Lillard is a great guest. He is interested and involved with the callers and gives good advice. Classic loveline. 4/13/2014
5:49pm
Run DMC
5/8/2001
3.98 (3 votes)
Trevor/Drunk Marcus (going by Damon) gets busted for a bogus call starting at 0:19:45. He gets back on the air very shortly, as Jeremy at 0:42:45, with a question about pubic hair loss.

The infamous "ballpeen hammer" caller on 2005-03-17 probably holds the record with two bogus in under 20 minutes.
4/13/2014
2:46pm
Shannon Roghair & Andy Luker
3/27/2001
3.92 (4 votes)
Caller Adam at 1:09:41 is actually Trevor/Drunk Marcus during his bogus call spree of 2001. They were usually pedestrian calls that didn't raise suspicion. Time to log a couple more. 4/13/2014
2:37pm
Hal Sparks
4/8/2003
3.31 (11 votes)
Hal has to legitimize every conversation w/ his own voice, I think he misunderstood that he was there to be the 3rd host. I know Loveline likes their guests to be involved w/ the show but this guy is like the annoying person at the party that won't stop butting into conversations. And he sounds like Dr. Bruce. 4/13/2014
2:15pm
David Alan Grier
2/15/2000
4.62 (83 votes)
Do yourself a favor and do not download any DAG episodes. Very unfunny and highly annoying guest. 4/13/2014
8:25am
The Bentley Twins
3/28/2000
4.05 (5 votes)
I live like 20 maybe 30 min away from Joliet and I can tell you at least all the teenagers in and around there are kinda crazy haha 4/12/2014
1:25pm
Coolio
8/22/2000
3.73 (1 votes)
Coolio talks too much, and then leaves after 20 minutes. Host is Stryker. 4/12/2014
4:36am
no guest
8/21/2000
4.04 (6 votes)
Great rant about Adams friend being arrested for a pit plant. Dr Drew predicts that in 20 years the pot laws will be relaxed. Amazingly true today, 14 years later. 4/12/2014
4:08am
Mudvayne
4/18/2001
3.89 (9 votes)
classic episode featuring a caller named Eric @ 30:25 who had his genital's examined by his step-mother who is a nurse. Oh, and he also watches porn with her and has spanked her on one occasion but never engaged in intercourse with her. He also doesn't seem to think anything is wrong with his behaviour but his father is completely unaware. His answer to why he watches porn with his step-mother is priceless: "Because I live in Dallas and she lives outside of Dallas and she can't get to the video stores"... 4/11/2014
6:02pm
Bad Religion
1/11/1999
4.03 (14 votes)
Good episode. Bad religion is one of my favorite guests. They engage with the callers and actually give advice. 4/10/2014
7:12pm
Robert Downey Jr. & Anthony Kiedis
12/10/2001
3.99 (15 votes)
I feel like Adam is trying to "play it cool" in front of the A-listers (mostly Robert Downey Jr.) Low energy from the hosts = waste of guests. Still a good show but could have been much better. 4/10/2014
6:56pm
no guest
7/23/2001
3.92 (4 votes)
I love that Gay Caller Brian tries to butch it up here. 4/10/2014
6:17pm
Nicole Richie
12/8/2003
4.13 (10 votes)
Listen to Adam's comment around 49:10 4/10/2014
9:43am
no guest
12/11/2002
3.99 (13 votes)
Drew's eating disorder prediction was amazing! 4/10/2014
3:29am
no guest
5/24/1999
3.90 (12 votes)
"Was this one of those nipple raves I've been reading about?"- Ace

'Ever-Last' the original carpet cleaner, I've heard him brought up on the podcast but not so much L.L. any other shows he's referenced?
4/9/2014
11:41pm
Diane Farr
1/25/1999
4.12 (11 votes)
Great guest 4/9/2014
7:18pm
Lit
2/21/1999
3.85 (11 votes)
Drew was annoying in this episode. Totally dismissive of that girl's sexual abuse just cause he didn't guess it. He didn't even ask whether it was just exploratory or actually sexual before he said it wasn't a big deal. Also he was reading that gay magazine while he was supposed to be doing the show. Adam kinda has a point about them getting paid the same amount. 4/9/2014
7:12pm
Nick Hexum
12/6/2001
3.85 (4 votes)
It's funny to hear callers ask for both 311 (this show) and Bad Religion (previous show) to explain song lyrics. One sounds like Spicoli. The other sounds like Maya Angelou You can imagine which is which. 4/9/2014
2:57pm
no guest
11/8/2004
4.16 (18 votes)
The opening call with the Little Rock stripper is hilarious. Doesn't pick up on any of Adam's sarcasm. The callers at the end of this show are remarkably retarded. Horrible attitudes and can't answer simple questions. Makes for great Adam and Drew commentary. I can imagine Adam contemplating quitting Loveline after shows like this one. 4/9/2014
1:41pm
Bad Religion
12/5/2001
3.99 (10 votes)
Unbelievable it took them so long to sniff out the bogus third leg caller. 4/9/2014
1:39pm
Voodoo Glow Skulls
5/12/1997
3.56 (12 votes)
The "I respect women" call was good.

The guests were useless.
4/9/2014
8:41am
David Alan Grier
9/7/2005
4.64 (82 votes)
@KevlarMoneyclips - my friend you have missed the mark. The caller was saying that she wanted to have her tonsils removed in order to perform better oral sex. She was saying that everytime she tries to perform oral she vomits therefore if her tonsils were removed she wouldn't have to gag reflex anymore. The caller was retarded, Adam, Drew and David were right to yell at her and you are the idiot. 4/8/2014
2:46pm
Terry Farrell
12/7/1998
3.99 (7 votes)
leygar is spot on; Terry's laugh around the 38-minute mark is almost identical to the Morell twins' clip. I'm surprised Mike didn't play it back after going crazy with the cat meows a few minutes earlier. 4/8/2014
1:15pm
David DeLuise & John Lehr
1/18/1999
4.29 (19 votes)
The guests are awesome. Kick ass episode. 4/8/2014
12:52pm
Ron Jeremy
11/29/2001
4.17 (16 votes)
100 sailors up me keester 4/7/2014
5:20pm
no guest
11/28/2001
3.73 (12 votes)
caller Dan from around 38 min in is nuttier than squirrel turds. Believes his therapist advised him to abuse his wife "physically, emotionally, sexually" 4/7/2014
3:59pm
David Alan Grier
9/7/2005
4.64 (82 votes)
Lol this site has some of the cattiest comments I've ever seen, people seem to get so upset at the opinions of others. A lot are giving landlubber shit, but I read these comments (and I know others that do as well) beforehand to decide whether to add the episode to my iPod or wait until my 2nd pass after I've listened to all the best. It would be pointless if this was only "a place for Loveline fans to "love" Loveline" as someone said. Sure it's good for that, but it's also good for honest reviews.... 4/7/2014
1:54am
Louis XIV
3/22/2005
3.88 (8 votes)
End of first song 0:37:48 4/6/2014
8:29pm
Eddie Kaye Thomas
7/21/2003
3.99 (7 votes)
He also plays the poor fat child, Barry on American Dad. 4/6/2014
1:12pm
David Alan Grier
2/15/2000
4.62 (83 votes)
Epic D.A.G. barf drop @ 01:19:18 whilst Adam explains his new bidet: "it's like tryin' to get peanut-butter out of shag carpet...". 4/6/2014
12:34am
Erich "Mancow" Muller
6/23/2003
3.84 (15 votes)
I normally like Mancow but I hate when guests do this: Adam tells a typical Loveline joke or goes on a common Loveline jag, and the guest reacts with an over-the-top "whoa he just went there!" laugh. It strikes me as insincere. 4/5/2014
11:54pm
Pete Yorn
4/17/2003
3.81 (11 votes)
Female caller near beginning of show was a psychopath, fantastic guest. 4/5/2014
3:01pm
Goldfinger
3/27/2000
4.05 (3 votes)
Lighting round feat some inaccurate times at the beginning lol 4/4/2014
6:01pm
no guest
3/22/2000
3.94 (10 votes)
The dueling intergendered farters. I remember hearing this episode before a road trip to the mall of America in Minnesota and I think the recording of the ep was on the Minnesota radio station I remember thinking that was ironic. But mostly I remembered the dueling farters and part of that school call 4/4/2014
5:47pm
The Cult
7/7/1999
3.63 (3 votes)
Its a shame this recording isn't working that well. The band has some great banter and jokes. 4/4/2014
2:42pm
no guest
7/15/2002
3.99 (15 votes)
I have to laugh out loud every time I hear 21:00 , Adam observing how the caller sounds like he`s going to break into song in a 1960s elvis movie! 4/4/2014
11:18am
Dicky Barrett
3/21/2000
3.91 (13 votes)
Haha the mom hearing that was funny 4/3/2014
11:54pm
no guest
11/2/2003
3.76 (11 votes)
Jesus Christ! He does look like Ed Kranepool ! 4/3/2014
6:42pm
Riki Rachtman
5/29/2001
3.72 (4 votes)
I enjoyed the episode. Riki talks a lot, but good show! good chemistry between the guest and hosts. 4/3/2014
4:11am
no guest
1/4/2000
3.81 (28 votes)
I'm not a big fan of the Lightning Round. 4/3/2014
12:09am
Shiri Appleby & Jena Malone
11/26/2001
3.80 (10 votes)
Agreed with Harry Seaward on the addict guy. Very sad because you know the rest of that inheritance went into his arm. 4/2/2014
6:45pm
Beverley Mitchell
10/26/2005
3.84 (3 votes)
guest is fairly quiet, home depot & damn talk's a little uncomfortable, the reenactment late in the show is poor, too. 4/2/2014
5:38pm
no guest
1/6/1999
3.82 (24 votes)
The suicide call sounds totally bogus... 4/2/2014
4:36pm
Linkin Park
5/14/2003
3.94 (9 votes)
Two things:

I'd care to bet Miriam is every bit as wacky any of her bogus calls. She is crazy manipulative and knows exactly how to keep Dr. Drew and Adam going with the next lie or detail she strings along. Very spooky how she knows how to get them working to her defense without ever questioning her outlandish and horrific stories.

Linkin Park are some of the best guests, to the show, especially these guys. They are the perfect mix of quick and funny, subtle, and...
4/2/2014
3:16pm
Rob Blake & Sean O'Donnell
2/16/1999
3.83 (8 votes)
Adam seems to be obsessed with sprinkler keys. 4/2/2014
2:34pm
David Alan Grier
11/21/2001
4.52 (44 votes)
"Fruit in the middle" is the "Louis Louis" of DAG classics. 4/1/2014
6:46pm
Hoobastank
11/20/2001
4.07 (14 votes)
1:23:40 - "He's probably just did an 8 ball of crank with some he/she hooker in a truck stop" 4/1/2014
4:57pm
no guest
11/9/2004
4.12 (19 votes)
Mostly just Adam yelling about the usual, religion, ACLU, contraception. Good example of Drew being passive. 4/1/2014
1:06pm
Dominic Purcell
4/23/2003
4.37 (55 votes)
This episode contains one of Anderson's finest moments:

Adam to Dominic: "So what was Tom Cruise like?"

Dominic: He's a really nice guy. Very intense but..."

Drew Drop: "He's Gay!"

Dominic: "No he's not."

Adam: "Drew, please!"

Drew: "I didn't say that."

Adam: "C'mon. I heard you say it."

Drew: "Anderson! Anderson said it with my voice!"

Dominic: "He is SO not gay....
4/1/2014
9:23am
David Roos & Melissa Roos
2/23/2005
3.51 (10 votes)
As I've mentioned in a previous comment, Adam's endless rants barely allowed this couple to speak. It's almost as if they weren't even there. He should have allowed them to pick the calls like he suggested at the beginning of the show. 3/31/2014
9:30pm
Rob Zombie
11/18/2001
3.78 (8 votes)
1:00 Adam says a caller will get laid in 2014.

IT IS 2014!!! #whoa
3/31/2014
5:47pm
no guest
11/15/2001
3.91 (13 votes)
Anderson's drop when Adam mentions Tara is hilarious. 3/31/2014
4:40pm
no guest
2/20/2005
3.98 (6 votes)
I really enjoyed how Dr. Drew was able to get to so many calls during this particular episode. Sometimes, Adam gets on my nerves when he goes on his extended rambles. 3/31/2014
3:51pm
no guest
2/14/1999
4.25 (43 votes)
Anyone know what the song is that starts at 47:14? 3/31/2014
3:05pm
Duran Duran
4/1/1997
3.96 (17 votes)
British guy is SUPER annoying 3/31/2014
2:59pm
no guest
9/6/2004
4.12 (20 votes)
Man.... I fucking hate Anderson... What a shithead... 3/31/2014
1:19pm
no guest
1/16/2003
3.73 (16 votes)
"Come here my child, let me spread my seed upon your chest"
-cult leader

Lol great tax rants and cult talk
3/30/2014
1:58am
Long Beach Dub Allstars
1/20/2000
3.67 (2 votes)
Why is there so many shows missing? I swear they're disappearing 3/29/2014
6:53am
Blur
1/31/1996
3.83 (2 votes)
This show is available on the Classic Loveline podcast, very funny and uncomfortble show, Blur from UK doesn't understand the American custom of talking about one's sexual problems on the radio 3/29/2014
3:04am
no guest
1/8/2003
3.69 (12 votes)
Actually, regarding the Persian girl and the location. I think the guys thought she was from a place called Farsi , when in really Farsi is just a language. And she keeps insisting she "it's Persian" instead of correcting Adam, that Farsi isn't a place just a language. She mentions Iran like twice, but I think the Farsi misunderstanding threw him off. Also, it was the end of the show and he probably didn't care, but dr drew not saying anything at all was weird indeed.

That lady calling...
3/29/2014
2:35am
Natalie Raitano
2/9/1999
3.62 (8 votes)
It was funny to hear Natalie reprimand Adam for being nasty to callers haha 3/29/2014
1:55am
Natalie Raitano
2/9/1999
3.62 (8 votes)
The girl who was raped by her baby's dad right after having emergency surgery because of a tubal pregnancy was kind of crazy. Also the weird guy who claimed he had a relationship with his therapist and saw her in a porno... from the way he was dodging questions about how long they had been together I bet it was more of a fantasy relationship for him. Especially since he said he was "disgusted" by seeing her in it - I bet he kind of idealized her. 3/28/2014
5:26pm
Blur
3/12/1997
3.75 (14 votes)
Weird brain cancer call. Blur isn't my favorite guest either. 3/28/2014
4:07pm
no guest
11/30/2003
3.82 (7 votes)
Lol at Miriam calling Tara a great phone screener. Tara's the one that fell for all her horrible bogus calls -- not that Adam and Drew did much better. 3/28/2014
12:17pm
David Spade & Wendie Malick
11/10/1997
3.75 (14 votes)
I got Wendie and David's voices confused at one point, I thought Wendie was David, and David was Wendie, real talk 3/28/2014
12:39am
David Arquette
5/28/2002
4.03 (13 votes)
The Young guy that says his father wasn't around to teach him to masturbate was hilarious. Right before minute 30 3/27/2014
7:43pm
Gentry & Dida
6/4/2002
3.96 (17 votes)
These two are absolutely BONKERS. One thing I think is really interesting is how rarely Dr. Drew interjects or corrects their nutty tangents. It seems like usually when guests start to dispense unhealthy advice, Drew is quick to jump in and set things straight. These two spin out so far that Drew just kind of lets them go.

Crazy laughs and general kookery pervade this episode. I can understand that some people might want to skip this one, but I found it amusing for the reason I listed...
3/27/2014
2:50pm
Tori Amos
11/14/2001
3.94 (10 votes)
"If your wife gave you a stethoscope from C. Everett Koop, you'd be on cloud 9" 3/27/2014
11:18am
no guest
3/25/2002
4.20 (18 votes)
"Like, he was really sweet" 0:54:23 3/27/2014
2:55am
Hayley Arp
5/11/2003
3.76 (7 votes)
Classic epi...The guest Hayley, offers some helpful advice to a young lad unsure of how to ask a female on a date...Bruce is actually funny 3/27/2014
12:45am
no guest
2/6/1997
3.53 (19 votes)
Drew harasses a fairly nice young mother at about 1:00:00. He is SUCH an annoying prick sometimes... 3/26/2014
8:21pm
no guest
8/15/2002
4.33 (39 votes)
interestingly, adam goes off on a caller for her going off on a tangent 3/26/2014
7:31pm
Jay Baruchel, Carla Gallo, & Seth Rogen
11/12/2001
4.43 (35 votes)
"Hi, I'm Adam Carolla. You know, I kid a lot on the radio but cornholing is no laughing matter" 3/26/2014
3:28pm
no guest
5/21/2003
3.75 (18 votes)
Around 57:40, Adam begins his chapstick mini rant about how its his heroin. He couldn't get into the whole visine thing. 3/26/2014
11:00am
no guest
3/24/2002
4.06 (16 votes)
Swamp Dolphins 3/26/2014
2:35am
Run DMC
5/8/2001
3.98 (3 votes)
it's not fair! 00:42:43 3/26/2014
12:48am
Sevendust
2/19/2002
3.88 (8 votes)
I wish Drew woulda been there to tear apart caller Kerry @ ~0:58:00, the quintessential douche....completely dismissed recovery process, referred to it as "garbage" haha, Dr. Bruce was just sad sack of nothing, band was cool though! 3/25/2014
11:10pm
no guest
10/25/2004
3.85 (18 votes)
Pretty good episode. Drew actually yells at Adam. It always makes me feel like my parents are getting divorced when they argue on air. 3/25/2014
7:28pm
Barbi Twins
11/8/2001
3.78 (8 votes)
Also, Drew is a fool for thinking Omar from the night before was a real call. 3/25/2014
3:38pm
Barbi Twins
11/8/2001
3.78 (8 votes)
I don't think the guests are thaaaaat bad, but Harry Seaward's description did made me laugh. 3/25/2014
3:10pm
Powerman 5000
5/19/2003
3.78 (13 votes)
We can all hate on Miriam (and, believe me, I do) but, considering that people try for years to get on and she's able to on air night after night, she obviously found a serious flaw in the way this show was produced. Part of it is her half-way decent acting chops, part of it is her getting wise to Adam and Drew's little girl voice theory, but I surmise it was mostly her figuring out that the phone screeners were looking for something sensational that sounded at least semi-convincing and if she pitched... 3/25/2014
1:30pm
Marilyn Manson
10/17/2004
3.93 (7 votes)
Manson is a decent guest but they didn't get very good callers this episode. 3/25/2014
12:25pm
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