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Show Rating Comment Added By
Danny Bonaduce
11/8/2005
4.02 (3 votes)
It's astounding how quick, reflective and informed Bonaduce is. He and Drew make a good team. 6/30/2015
8:57am
Thomas Ian Nicholas
7/14/1999
3.83 (11 votes)
I googled the DVD and the commentary he was talking about went on the 10th anniversary edition of the DVD. Someone wrote a rundown of everything on the DVD and this is what it said:

Next we get a short featurette called Love in the Movies. This lasts 13 minutes and eight seconds and mixes movie clips with sound bites from Nora and Delia Ephron, Meg Ryan, Tom Hanks, Empire State Building historian Lydia Ruth, Loveline hosts Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla, and producers Linda Obst...
6/30/2015
12:24am
Thomas Ian Nicholas
7/14/1999
3.83 (11 votes)
Adam mentions that he and Drew had done DVD commentary for Sleepless in Seattle! Anyone heard this before? Did it make it on the DVD? I can't believe I'd never heard of this before. 6/30/2015
12:21am
no guest
8/29/2002
3.88 (14 votes)
Landlubber said it perfectly. I love the cartoons too. :) 6/29/2015
4:31pm
Heather Kozar
7/13/1999
3.81 (9 votes)
Caller: I had a bad childhood.
Adam: What was bad about your childhood?
Caller: Bad childhood.
Adam: Hold on, let me write that down.
6/28/2015
11:25pm
Jenna Jameson
8/25/2004
4.04 (21 votes)
Great episode, Jenna is a good guest and Adam is very funny throughout. 6/28/2015
7:28pm
Clive Barker
7/11/2001
4.39 (44 votes)
Here's a taste of the Tortured Souls figurines Clive's promoting here: http://bayne.ghostshell.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/barker_mongroid_photo_02_dl.jpg
SO cool.
6/28/2015
4:03am
Clive Barker
7/11/2001
4.39 (44 votes)
Regarding Clive's voice: "Barker said in a December 2008 online interview (published in March 2009) that he had polyps in his throat which were so severe that a doctor told him he was taking in ten percent of the air he was supposed to have been getting. He has had two surgeries to remove them and believes his resultant voice is an improvement over how it was prior to the surgeries. He said he did not have cancer and has given up cigars." 6/28/2015
4:01am
System of a Down
1/10/2002
3.93 (21 votes)
This show perfectly coincides with SOAD's 15 minutes of fame, so most of the calls are from their "fans". The Taboo 2 segment saves the show. 6/27/2015
6:37pm
David Alan Grier
5/29/2002
4.03 (29 votes)
It's fun watching Drew change up his rhythms around Dag until he sounds like the world's whitest black man. 6/27/2015
6:01pm
Myles Berkowitz
2/15/1999
3.50 (20 votes)
If it's not an actual great guest (DAG, John Mayer, Mark McGrath, etc come to mind), basically the only thing I want in a guest is that they don't step on all of Adam's jokes and they're not annoyingly talkative. This guy was fine. 6/27/2015
12:25pm
Jenna Jameson
6/29/1999
3.91 (23 votes)
The Reeva call is a prime example of what a master Adam is. He lets her go on for five minutes complaining that he's advocating the murder of people with disabilities and then he completely dismantles her bullshit in ten seconds, shutting her up. Anyone who takes that shit seriously is seriously a moron. To the commenter below who says it's a valid complaint, you need to re-examine your life. Boy oh boy, that sure would make some hilarious comedy if comedians made social responsibility a top priority.... 6/27/2015
2:25am
Matt Stone & Trey Parker
6/28/1999
3.90 (19 votes)
Wacky tarot card chick that calls for the second time near the end of the show - she got plowed by two dudes at once and doesn't know how to tell her boyfriend she doesn't like it. 6/27/2015
1:50am
Matt Stone & Trey Parker
6/28/1999
3.90 (19 votes)
They mention that Dr. Bruce is skinny in this episode so I looked up a picture of him and it's true. He's real skinny, but it's weird because he kind of has the voice of a portly man. At least, that's how I always pictured him. 6/26/2015
10:43pm
Pepper
3/23/2005
4.12 (20 votes)
Great show. It has everything.

I need to call out @1:08:35 Drew calls the caller's boyfriend job about two beats before the caller says what it is.

Adam: "What does your boyfriend do for a living?"
Drew: "Metal!"
Caller: "He is the part owner of a metal construction framing company"...

Wow! The hosts and the caller skip over like it's no big deal.
6/26/2015
2:05pm
no guest
3/2/2005
3.82 (16 votes)
"Wouldn't call her big but a picture of her vergina would weigh 10lbs" - Ace 6/25/2015
6:35pm
Dax Shepard & Seth Green
8/8/2004
4.45 (39 votes)
"I tried to tour the Grand Canyon, but my perineum would not fit in it's parameters!" 6/25/2015
5:47pm
Tiffany Mynx
2/15/1998
3.74 (22 votes)
Annoying voice, kind of boring guest. 6/25/2015
11:52am
Serenity
6/22/1999
3.94 (12 votes)
After a couple disturbing calls, Adam comes up with the idea for his Ace on the House podcast, except it's called "House Calls." 6/24/2015
10:37pm
Mike Shinoda
12/7/2005
3.96 (1 votes)
Been listening to all the no-Adam shows because frankly I grew tired of his often-uninteresting nasal babbling after about 150-or so episodes (sorry!), and this is a very good one; no ratings or comments thus far. Shinoda is pleasant, Drew jokes around more than usual and really heavy on hilarious drop moments as well. 6/24/2015
7:44pm
no guest
12/15/1998
4.06 (25 votes)
Great show! Adam is high energy (possibly just high) and uses the phrase "friendville" around the 1:30 mark a decade before internet culture established the concept of the friendZONE 6/24/2015
4:08pm
K's Choice
7/16/1997
3.89 (18 votes)
Guest is very engaging and intelligent, probably one of the better musician guests the show has had. Has lots of interesting things to say about Belgium. They play K's Choice's only US hit, "Not an Addict," but bizarrely, given the subject matter of Loveline, neither Adam nor Drew asks about the meaning of the song or discusses addiction with the guest. 6/24/2015
10:32am
no guest
11/27/2002
4.17 (27 votes)
Epic lightning round. 6/24/2015
1:33am
Insane Clown Posse
8/18/2002
4.26 (39 votes)
One of my favorite episodes 6/23/2015
8:27pm
Smash Mouth
6/16/1999
3.73 (13 votes)
Adam: Mexico is such a dump.

Steve: There was a big earthquake there recently.

Adam: Good. That's God telling them to put on a condom.

Wow, Adam rules. Steve is a pretty shitty guest. He talks a lot, as usual, isn't very funny, and has no timing whatsoever. His favorite time to interject is when Adam is halfway through a sentence. Drew already fills that role nicely, so Steve is redundant.
6/22/2015
10:33pm
Terry Farrell
12/7/1998
3.98 (12 votes)
You can almost hear Adam internally cursing the fact that he's in a relationship when terry admits that she'd give him a date around the 35 minute mark. Forget about fergie lol 6/22/2015
1:04pm
Ben Folds Five
6/8/1999
3.92 (27 votes)
Kind of funny discussion about Ricky Martin. Adam's talking about how much ass he must get. I guess this is before everyone knew he was gay. 6/22/2015
1:11am
no guest
6/6/1999
3.82 (16 votes)
Wow, that final caller really was a fucking moron and didn't really have a point either. Dr. Drew did a pretty good job putting him in his place, though. 6/21/2015
10:15pm
no guest
1/9/2002
4.03 (37 votes)
Ending clip from Drew: "I love you, but I'm no longer IN love with you. I think we should start seeing other people, Adam." 6/21/2015
4:25pm
Mötley Crüe
6/3/1999
3.95 (16 votes)
I'm not sure who it is, but one of the band members sounds like Dr. Bruce. 6/21/2015
1:12pm
Nicholle Tom & Andrew Levitas
12/6/1998
3.68 (15 votes)
Forget about the static, this episode is worth it if only because of the borderline-retarded caller Lisa 6/21/2015
10:01am
no guest
7/13/2003
3.67 (14 votes)
Adam Carolla on impulses: "Here's the deal, everybody. Look, everyone has impulses. My impulse is to scratch my ass vigorously and then sniff it. But I don't do it when I'm on tv." 6/20/2015
4:31pm
no guest
7/10/2003
3.77 (17 votes)
I love that little "ahem" that Adam does before he pontificates. :P 6/20/2015
1:44pm
Chris Owens
11/29/1998
3.95 (16 votes)
Good musings around the 30 minute mark about how a woman lowers her expectations as she gets older 6/20/2015
11:11am
Alicia Witt
9/15/1998
3.66 (19 votes)
That tag line Adam quotes is from the Original Hills Have Eyes 6/20/2015
6:37am
Howie Mandel
11/24/1998
4.01 (17 votes)
This is indeed a damn good episode 6/19/2015
11:04pm
The Crystal Method
2/4/1998
3.84 (19 votes)
Fantastic episode 6/19/2015
1:30pm
no guest
4/26/2001
3.71 (18 votes)
"Maybe he got drunk and went down on a tostada." 6/19/2015
2:44am
no guest
5/26/2004
4.05 (14 votes)
What was the name of his prior native american chief if this is thunderbear? 6/18/2015
9:30pm
no guest
3/24/2002
4.01 (20 votes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xykklfK4b7M

that sho looks like a fan boat
6/18/2015
8:50pm
no guest
3/24/2002
4.01 (20 votes)
@Landlubber

Adam is CORRECT about there being no fan boat on Flipper. The fan boat is from Gentle Ben, as he insists.
6/18/2015
2:01pm
no guest
1/24/2001
3.94 (26 votes)
Hilarious episode, definitely recommended 6/18/2015
2:39am
Everclear
7/13/2000
3.97 (8 votes)
00:20:00
art referenced an appearance on PI with christopher hitchens. after a few ad hominems, art all but admitted he was hitchslapped. i dig art, however christopher was perhaps the greatest orator/debater of our time.
6/18/2015
1:36am
The Pandoras
2/23/1986
3.57 (9 votes)
Wonder what commercials where like back then 6/18/2015
1:24am
no guest
5/27/1999
3.77 (17 votes)
You picked out one of the best quotes lord, but you kind of butchered it. What he actually said about religion is:

"It's like giving a Rubik's Cube to a retarded kid. You keep him busy."
6/18/2015
1:04am
no guest
9/24/2003
4.09 (23 votes)
Anderson plays a well-timed and rarely heard Adam drop ("Nobody wants to hear it!") while Adam is singing "Gotta Get It On" from Taboo 2. 6/18/2015
12:34am
Minka
12/13/2000
4.46 (71 votes)
"If you're gettin' some on the first date, chances are there's something crawling on her." -Adam Carolla 6/18/2015
12:04am
Amanda de Cadenet
5/25/1999
3.97 (8 votes)
A prime example of why good looking women don't belong on the radio. Amanda isn't horrible, but adds very little. 6/17/2015
12:03am
Minka
12/13/2000
4.46 (71 votes)
When I downloaded this episode, it was only 46 min. Any suggestions? 6/16/2015
10:11pm
Victor Essiet
7/29/1993
3.56 (4 votes)
Could this be poormans last show? 6/16/2015
7:59pm
Nicholle Tom & Andrew Levitas
12/6/1998
3.68 (15 votes)
The static on this one is making me bananas 🍌 6/16/2015
9:43am
System of a Down
1/10/2002
3.93 (21 votes)
@Pastahero You have one hell of an ear, not sure how you can routinely recall voices like that. I'm truly impressed. 6/16/2015
9:29am
Jimmy Kimmel
12/3/2000
4.65 (118 votes)
what's going on with Drews voice cracking up here and there on this one? They do talk about their lack of sleep, especially Drew. Guessing that'd be it. 6/16/2015
4:47am
Crazy Town
11/11/2002
3.89 (16 votes)
Super shitty guest. Constantly talked over anything potentially interesting Adam or a caller would start to say, and most of the time they were repeating something or stating the obvious. Even when Adam asked medical questions, the guests would chime in with retardedly obvious statements that didn't come close to answering the question. It's really a shame because these are some of the best calls of November 2002.

Some people commented on Adam's mood- I'm sure it's largely because...
6/15/2015
8:25pm
Garrett Wang
11/17/1998
3.77 (9 votes)
average show. adam is on point, but guest is disengaged. not many lol-worthy moments 6/15/2015
4:37pm
Rob Schneider
11/15/2005
3.97 (4 votes)
Rob's impersonation of Christopher Walken at about 00:48:10 is great too. 6/14/2015
7:45am
no guest
3/11/2002
3.74 (14 votes)
Last call of the night, Steve calls and doesn't enjoy oral sex.

Adam: What's painful about it? She's got a retainer?
Steve: huh uh, No, she's a little little older than that.
Adam:Dentures?
Steve:No
6/13/2015
2:19pm
no guest
5/17/2001
4.21 (15 votes)
Joseph reminds me of Rusty Nail from the movie Joy Ride. 6/13/2015
9:55am
Korn
12/10/1999
3.83 (6 votes)
Great show. Lots of nutty Korn worshippers call in. 6/13/2015
7:31am
Insane Clown Posse
5/12/1999
4.14 (30 votes)
"If I had a step sister and she looked good, you know, I'd bang her box out." - Violent Jay

Genius.
6/13/2015
3:49am
no guest
1/9/2002
4.03 (37 votes)
Hey! I ran a business at seventeen, Mr. Carolla... 6/12/2015
6:47pm
Jen Schefft
2/10/2005
4.38 (43 votes)
Hmm... I gotta say... I became a fan of Loveline because I'm interested in medicine and especially psychology, so I find it immensely informative and of course funny. I think Drew is brilliant and guests often have colorful stories to tell, and I especially enjoy hearing those whose work I admire. But I gotta say Adam really gets on my nerves sometimes. I understand why he was vital to the show and I often find him genuinely funny, but damn, sometimes his smug blabbering can be very grating. I can't... 6/12/2015
3:25pm
Zebrahead
10/27/1998
3.06 (17 votes)
proudcdnguy and most of the rest of the commenters are right: these dickweed guests are about equivalent to the stoners at the back of class who think wit is repeating non sequitur lines from popular TV shows. This episode gets my first one star rating yet 6/12/2015
11:30am
Randy Jackson
8/2/2004
3.98 (13 votes)
At about 49:20 a girl asks about the long-term effects of robotripping and says what sounds like, "Would it totally fuck up my...er, mess up my body?" 6/12/2015
10:56am
Run DMC
5/8/2001
3.97 (6 votes)
RIP Jam Master Jay. It's eerie to hear his voice. Never knew he was a loveline guest but he was good. The girl who wanted the hymen restoration had waaaaay to much energy and Adam and Drew should have gone deeper with her but they let it slide. 6/12/2015
10:34am
no guest
1/9/2002
4.03 (37 votes)
"What are you using for birth control?"

"What do you mean 'What am I using for birth control?'. I'm using birth control."

"What are you using?"

"Orthotricyclen"

"Alright, well that's the question"

This girl is 29 years old right now. It explains so much about the world.
6/12/2015
9:52am
Randy "Macho Man" Savage
9/7/2000
4.06 (27 votes)
At 22:30 mark, Adam predicts the future of Bill Cosby being a rapist. Girl calls in who's stepdad told her if she wasn't his stepdaughter, he would screw the hell out of her. 6/12/2015
1:03am
Zebrahead
10/27/1998
3.06 (17 votes)
Gawd could Zebrahead be anymore annoying!? 6/11/2015
10:30am
no guest
7/1/2001
4.01 (21 votes)
Drew tells Adam to kiss his ass at 1:04:00. It's absolutely hilarious! 6/11/2015
9:28am
Kim Coles
10/16/2000
3.98 (14 votes)
I love love love Kim Coles. She works so amazingly well with Adam. 6/11/2015
6:31am
Nelly Furtado
5/20/2004
3.67 (11 votes)
People used to tell me if I missed someone to look up to the stars, to remember we were all under the same stars. Sometimes I wonder if we're both up late at night listening to the same loveline. 6/11/2015
3:59am
Vanilla Ice
11/18/1998
4.07 (20 votes)
Vanilla Ice is a great guest. I have nothing but respect for those guests that are willing to speak openly about their past. They relate much better and are more sympathetic towards callers' problems. I think when guests provide advice, it has a much bigger impact on the callers. Great show! 6/10/2015
9:11pm
no guest
9/4/2000
4.38 (72 votes)
About 46 minutes in, coming back from break with the I Disappear riff, the pause where Adam usually rants quickly about Loveline Outlaw Radio he farts instead. One of the best things I've ever heard in my life ever! 6/10/2015
6:10pm
Trace Beaulieu & Jim Mallon
4/11/1996
3.78 (19 votes)
had to add the timestamp for that machine message bit for all the sean/shawns out there! 6/10/2015
5:59pm
Jerri Manthey
4/28/2004
3.58 (5 votes)
Super annoying guest... 6/10/2015
2:49pm
Goo Goo Dolls
10/15/1998
3.94 (10 votes)
Why isn't this getting more attention?

BRUCE JENNER cover was blown 17 YEARS AGO!!
6/10/2015
12:39pm
Leah Andreone
10/14/1998
3.86 (10 votes)
panaqua is right: the guest's song is horrendous, worth a listen just for that, and adam's immediate, insincere comment, "that was GREAT." 6/10/2015
11:08am
no guest
1/8/2002
3.88 (23 votes)
"Cuba will last 15 years longer under Communism" -Drew, 1/8/02 6/10/2015
9:37am
no guest
5/3/1999
3.82 (15 votes)
I don't know if he's like this anymore, but Drew was such a pussy whenever Adam said anything remotely controversial. Adam says there are lots of Mexican cleaning people and Drew just launches into how racist that is and how they have to talk about it. Give me a fucking break. 6/10/2015
3:31am
no guest
10/5/2003
4.01 (18 votes)
If there's one thing Adam can't imitate well, it's stupidity. He can't hide his cleverness. :) 6/10/2015
2:33am
Stewart Copeland
10/13/1998
3.67 (17 votes)
*contemptible callers 6/9/2015
11:11pm
Stewart Copeland
10/13/1998
3.67 (17 votes)
an intelligent, involved guest, and some of the dumbest, most contemptible guests i've ever heard make this a favorite show of mine 6/9/2015
11:11pm
Zebrahead
10/27/1998
3.06 (17 votes)
I agree with those who said the guests were horrible. I've listened to hundreds of these Classic Loveline shows made available on this awesome treasure chest called lovelinetapes.com and I haven't give any episode lower than a 3 star rating. That ends today. The guests are obnoxious, disruptive, rude, obsessed with themselves, and extremely unfunny. 6/9/2015
10:37pm
no guest
10/12/1998
3.78 (19 votes)
i agree with dildostein, i would have loved to hear what that crazy broad at the end had to say 6/9/2015
10:07pm
no guest
10/5/2003
4.01 (18 votes)
Adam asks caller Julio what the story behind the name of his hometown, La Puente (CA), is. Julio gives a full history of the town and his answer satisfies Adam.

This is the first time a caller had an answer for any of Adam's questions, I believe.
6/9/2015
9:35pm
Dr. Bob Schwartz
4/22/2001
3.71 (7 votes)
There is no way this guy is an MD. No way! 6/9/2015
3:45pm
Andy Dick
10/8/1998
4.04 (20 votes)
too much of andy's band for my taste. also, just because andy is energetic and talkative doesn't mean his contributions aren't obnoxious 6/9/2015
12:19pm
no guest
3/10/2002
3.73 (17 votes)
Lots of bogus calls in a row tonight. 6/9/2015
3:45am
Goo Goo Dolls
10/15/1998
3.94 (10 votes)
@Mounced & lordoftheview - As soon as I heard him mention this, I immediately came to this page to see if anyone else had noticed. I also just tweeted at Adam, Dr. Drew, Mike Catherwood and the Loveline Twitter accounts pointing this out! 6/8/2015
9:59pm
Janeane Garofalo
3/15/1999
3.32 (21 votes)
I put on this show out of curiosity because of the negative comments, but I think she's just fine. 6/8/2015
1:30pm
no guest
3/10/2002
3.73 (17 votes)
0:51:15 Very funny drop 6/8/2015
3:40am
Janeane Garofalo
3/15/1999
3.32 (21 votes)
To be fair, other than her obsession with political correctness, she does seem to enjoy some of Adam's jokes. 6/8/2015
3:16am
no guest
3/17/2002
3.84 (19 votes)
Adam's laugh is absolutely hilarious. "Hyuck-hyuck-hyuck-hyuck-hee-hee-hee-hee!!" 6/8/2015
1:27am
They Might Be Giants
9/9/1998
3.83 (12 votes)
Obnoxious guests. Pretty much confirms my outlook on that band. Funny show as long as the band doesn't pipe up. 6/8/2015
1:12am
Matthew Lillard
8/29/2001
4.05 (10 votes)
At around the 1 hr mark a guy named Antwan calls, dreams about killing his family, and messed around with his cousin as a pre-teen. Crazy call, wonder if it was faked, but sounded sincere. Can't for the life of me think why Anderson missed the opportunity to play the Taboo 2 theme when he told the story of fooling around with his cousin - my only guess was the gravity of the call caused even Anderson to hold off for once. 6/7/2015
11:54pm
Seth Green
4/22/1999
3.76 (25 votes)
I think this show actually made me dislike Seth Green. He really comes off like an oversensitive blowhard. Adam tries to let it go by most of the show, but at one point after they keep bringing it up he makes the point that it would be presumptuous for Adam to assume that some guy who talks about jacking off on the radio could have an impact on something like that. 6/7/2015
9:59pm
no guest
9/15/1997
0.00 (0 votes)
See this episode of Classic Loveline in full here: http://podcastone.com/pg/jsp/program/episode.jsp?programID=398&pid=50678 6/7/2015
8:56pm
Seth Green
4/22/1999
3.76 (25 votes)
Seth's sage attitude kind of rubs me the wrong way. Speaking in hushed tones and trying to be serious and saying how important it is for Drew to go to the city where the shooting happened. It's really quite cringeworthy. Just be funny already. 6/7/2015
7:39pm
Janeane Garofalo
3/15/1999
3.32 (21 votes)
I nominate Janeane Garofalo as the worst guest in the history of Loveline. She is the most bitter, obnoxious, annoying, unfunny personality they've ever had on the show. And God forbid anyone do or say anything funny or she bites their head off. Isn't she a comedian for God's sake- yet she seems to be opposed to comedy. Total byatch. 6/7/2015
7:16pm
Janeane Garofalo
3/15/1999
3.32 (21 votes)
Janeane is pretty annoying but not as bad as some people say. She's a dumbass and doesn't really get human nature. She thinks she does. I really hope female comedians have become a bit funnier and a bit less bitter by now. She has this politically correct language police shit going on which no man would find appealing. 6/7/2015
6:17pm
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