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Show Rating Comment Added By
Shmuley Boteach
6/5/2001
4.04 (16 votes)
I like the rabbi. Intelligent talkative guys like him are much nicer to listen to than clowns like Violent J or DAG (although I enjoy them too). ★★★★★ 8/26/2015
7:13am
Elaine Hendrix
9/13/1999
3.66 (10 votes)
Wished it was longer, I'm a fan of Elaine's. Shame no part of her other episode has surfaced. First half is worth a listen, the rest is just filler IMO. 8/26/2015
1:28am
Elizabeth Jarosz
11/10/2004
4.04 (17 votes)
Don't let the obscurity of the guest scare you away - Elizabeth is one cool chick. Definitely on Ace's list of people you could crack a beer with. Great episode altogether. 8/26/2015
1:02am
no guest
9/26/2001
3.67 (5 votes)
Some funny calls. A woman has dreams about a man who has no penis, smartass named Nathan finds out his girlfriend who threatened him with a knife might be an abuser, some weirdo named Joe constantly gets unwanted erections, high schooler with a big forehead gets mocked by peers, etc. Anderson on his A-game. 8/25/2015
10:22am
The Bravery
9/14/2005
3.71 (8 votes)
Hollywood shoot out rant. 8/25/2015
3:17am
Leo McSweeney & Tony Rosenbum
5/10/2001
4.10 (16 votes)
Caller: Do you guys work for the Navy?
Drill Sargent: Yeah, in the Men's Department.

Caller tells Adam he's funnier than anything else on at this time of night.
Adam: Oh yeah, you got Art Bell on taking about UFOs he's a laugh riot.

Good show, not sure why I had never listened to it before.
8/24/2015
11:11am
David Alan Grier
11/15/2000
4.54 (76 votes)
For the longest time, I absolutely hated DAG and his manic energy. I don't know what has happened, but I can finally appreciate these episodes. I've seen the light and I'm losing my mind with how funny this is. 8/24/2015
8:50am
Papa Roach
9/1/2004
3.76 (4 votes)
Quite a few weird/funny calls in this one. 8/24/2015
8:13am
no guest
8/31/2004
3.76 (4 votes)
Some interesting calls. A woman who shot herself deliberately and is now blind as a result wants Drew's book on tape.

A very harrowing rape call.

A woman has never received oral sex from her husband of 12 years. Husband claims to be too claustrophobic to do it. Drew/Stryker are amused.

Lots of orgasm-related discussions.

IDK why people dislike Stryker here. He keeps the show moving at a brisk pace and is friendly. Granted, I'm not a huge...
8/24/2015
5:49am
no guest
10/31/2000
4.08 (23 votes)
No laugh-out-loud moments but a solid episode without a doubt. Great calls. 8/23/2015
12:52pm
Tom Arnold
8/21/2002
4.67 (153 votes)
After you listen to this show. Listen to the next days show 8.22.2002 when they replay the call and talk about it and what it meant to them. Adam loves this call, and they brought it up for years. So good! 8/23/2015
12:44pm
Violent J
10/25/2000
4.25 (57 votes)
I seriously, seriously don't know why this episode is so highly-rated. While Adam does smart-crude Violent J thinks saying 'leaky nipples' over and over is classic comedy. I really enjoyed a different ICP episode (w/ Shaggy) but this sucked big time. He should be ashamed of himself for making that poor girl cry. "See you in Hell", Violent J. But even without that call this was a laugh-free episode, for me. 8/23/2015
10:37am
Carrot Top
10/24/2000
4.01 (20 votes)
Solid episode. Adam and Drew were in good spirits and on the ball, quality & upbeat callers and Carrot was lively, funny and surprisingly revealing about his past. I re-listened to Heather's call as per panaqua's comment regarding Adam alluding to his past of having sexual stuff done to him as a kid and I didn't hear anything of the sort,. Maybe I missed it but I did hear the call twice. And as for the missed smoke detector at 56:58 BoundMorpheme, I believe you are correct sir. Good ear. 8/23/2015
9:00am
Andy Dick
11/3/2004
3.91 (25 votes)
Andy's flamboyant demeanor is the bomb.
I also find his voice very seductive.
8/23/2015
6:16am
Erica Leerhsen & Stephen Barker Turner
10/22/2000
3.83 (7 votes)
A fine episode, guests were harmless but didn't add anything. Overall an episode that's nothing to write home about. Feel free to skip over this one but don't avoid it at all costs either. 8/23/2015
5:02am
Sean Faris
1/12/2005
3.70 (14 votes)
Drew says blowjob here, kinda caught me off guard, I don't think he uses this word often. 8/23/2015
2:37am
Carmen Electra
8/20/2002
3.81 (9 votes)
Great show, especially near the end. The caller around 1:20:00 talking about his grandpa's nipple ring.... hilarious. Made me laugh till I cried! 8/22/2015
10:16pm
no guest
5/7/2000
4.43 (48 votes)
Has anyone found "Leon's" other bogus calls? Would be interesting to hear them all together. 8/22/2015
9:21pm
Stewart Copeland
10/13/1998
3.69 (19 votes)
Copeland is one of those great one-time guests. 8/22/2015
7:27am
no guest
7/20/1997
3.86 (4 votes)
Is this the source of Adam saying, "What did she have an anus the size of a mason jar?" 10:34

Or did it happen prior to this?

Episode available at podcastone.com
8/21/2015
11:00am
Tammy Lynn Michaels
10/15/2000
4.05 (11 votes)
Excellent show w/ lots of laughs 8/21/2015
4:33am
Ron Livingston & Emily Procter
10/21/1999
3.93 (10 votes)
God I hated Body Shots.
Pretty good show though. ★★★
8/21/2015
4:30am
Tammy Lynn Michaels
10/15/2000
4.05 (11 votes)
Great guest, great episode. Winning combination. 8/20/2015
11:27pm
Leah Andreone
10/14/1998
3.82 (11 votes)
The Music isn't much better than Andy Dick's breakdown the week prior. If I was a listener I'd have tuned out. Thankfully here I can just FF or skip. 8/20/2015
6:20pm
no guest
7/8/1997
3.75 (16 votes)
grab this episode off of podcast 1.

A lost gem.

Adam announces a caller's band named "Death Wish' and lets them debut on the radio. It could have gone horribly wrong, but ended up being great radio.

The creation of the vagina is great. "Stop goofing around Bob and get it off the forehead."
8/20/2015
1:12pm
Fastball
2/23/1999
3.85 (17 votes)
One of the guys from Fastball sounds like Harland Williams. 8/20/2015
11:16am
Nikki Ziering
6/9/2003
3.93 (11 votes)
Wait. Dr. Drew's IQ was only 136? Now I feel super smart. 8/20/2015
6:32am
30 Seconds to Mars
8/17/2005
3.98 (16 votes)
End of first song 0:35:55 8/20/2015
3:48am
Robby Gordon
4/26/2000
3.81 (10 votes)
Fixed. Thanks. 8/20/2015
2:38am
Robby Gordon
4/26/2000
3.81 (10 votes)
According to Google, it's spelled Robby, and the boy seems to be a bit of a dullard. 8/19/2015
11:57pm
Michael J. Kouri
10/31/2004
3.60 (21 votes)
Totally don't believe in psychics, but he has some interesting predictions about Adam in this episode... That he would write a book about his "spiritual quest" in 10-14 years, as well as do voice acting in a Disney movie. Adam has written something like 5 books so far, including Not Taco Bell Material in 2013 and President Me in 2015, and had a (small) part in Wreck-It Ralph. 8/19/2015
9:10pm
no guest
6/23/1998
3.74 (22 votes)
Rest Assured Disposal Service
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDUGbGvQF04
8/19/2015
7:57pm
Nikki Ziering
6/9/2003
3.93 (11 votes)
Drew's high horse makes an appearance but is luckily shot down by Adam rather quickly. Overall a pretty solid show for me, I didn't think it was as bad as some comments are making it out to be, 8/19/2015
3:57pm
no guest
5/3/2005
3.86 (19 votes)
i was going through the 1999 episodes sequentially, then i switched to this one, and the change in adam between the beginning and end of his loveline run is profound! towards the end, he's much more flippant, and while confident, he's noticeably phoning it in. to paraphrase another poster on this site, he lost his HUNGER lol 8/18/2015
4:17pm
no guest
1/31/2002
3.91 (4 votes)
Very emotional, dark, distressing calls. 8/18/2015
1:31pm
Andy Dick and the Bitches of the Century
12/27/1999
4.16 (29 votes)
The summary here actually applies for the 2000 show. 8/18/2015
10:48am
Andy Dick and the Bitches of the Century, Attorney Alan Isaacmanr
5/2/2000
4.22 (17 votes)
I love Andy's song.

Adam asks the attorney if he thinks it's fair that he and Drew get paid the same salary for doing the show (I wonder what that is...)
8/18/2015
8:03am
No Doubt
4/12/2000
3.97 (10 votes)
The No Doubt guys leave at 1:21:30 8/18/2015
5:54am
Cast of The Blame Game
4/11/2000
4.17 (9 votes)
Edit: Photo of Ace and Nate is easily Googleable. Kid is cute, looks like he's had one too many pixie sticks. 8/18/2015
2:51am
Cast of The Blame Game
4/11/2000
4.17 (9 votes)
rogafufuken's link to the photo of Adam and his Catholic Little Brother Nate doesn't work but if anyone else has a copy of this invaluable piece of Carolla history please let us all know. Mahalo. 8/18/2015
2:44am
no guest
4/10/2000
4.06 (22 votes)
Don't let the first few seconds fool you, the audio quality on this episode is excellent. 8/18/2015
12:43am
no guest
4/9/2000
3.83 (25 votes)
Great episode but for people who care about these things it does cut off close to the end. 8/18/2015
12:36am
no guest
1/24/2002
3.78 (20 votes)
I kept waiting for the last caller, Armando, to throw in a Mason Jar line and reveal he wasn't actually retarded and had fooled the guys the whole time. Sadly, there was no punch line. 8/17/2015
6:54pm
no guest
2/27/2005
3.76 (17 votes)
Interesting - at about 28:15 Adam talks about a conversation with his agent reagarding what an a-hole Bill Cosby is - his accepting honorary degrees etc is weird... 8/17/2015
2:13pm
Charles Fleischer
10/22/1997
4.35 (48 votes)
And Charles is something of a shaman here. :D 8/17/2015
5:49am
Charles Fleischer
10/22/1997
4.35 (48 votes)
Incredible episode filled with disturbed callers including Emma of course..... I'm very early in the CLL feed but I rue the day when they stop gambling on callers. Too damn funny. 8/16/2015
11:02pm
Emanuel Sferios
4/1/2001
3.63 (8 votes)
I don't see what all the complaining is about. The guest wasn't nearly as blowhardy as you're led to believe by these comments. Its not like an actor is in praising his own body of work. This guy was hoping to prevent ecstacy users from further fucking themselves up. Should he have sat in the corner and remained silent? 8/15/2015
11:27pm
Chris Hardwick
4/5/2000
4.03 (23 votes)
This is the first recording on lovelinetapes where Adam says he's "literally a millionaire," but the way he says it to Drew real quick indicates it's most likely not the first time he had done the bit. 8/15/2015
12:44am
Kelly Slater & Chris Malloy
8/1/2000
4.04 (15 votes)
Dr. Bruce really does seem to have the ability to suck the funny out of anything. 8/13/2015
12:04pm
Dax Shepard & Seth Green
8/8/2004
4.46 (41 votes)
Hilarious! ★★★★★ for me. 8/13/2015
11:23am
no guest
4/11/2001
3.95 (18 votes)
Look your 20, your roommate jacks off all the time, you whack off the other half the time good times LET ME CHECK THE TIME speaking of the time, ITS 11:51 and... 8/12/2015
9:59am
no guest
3/22/2000
3.95 (17 votes)
The audio quality isn't that bad in my opinion. 8/12/2015
9:53am
David Alan Grier
5/27/2003
4.53 (69 votes)
DID THE DEVIL BRING HIS HORNY TOAD TO YOUR WORSHIP SPOT?! 8/11/2015
10:16pm
WC
5/13/1998
4.09 (31 votes)
Guest is hilarious 8/11/2015
1:31pm
Kelly Hu
3/14/2005
4.10 (17 votes)
Long time listener, first time commenter. I had to make an account to inform everyone how hysterically funny Adam's drive-thru therapy session is at 34:39. One of his most hilarious bits of all-time. 8/11/2015
6:15am
Grace Quek/Annabel Chong
3/9/2000
3.54 (14 votes)
Probably one of the worst projects promoted on the show. Guest had nothing to say and didn't really even seem interested in promoting the movie she was in. 8/10/2015
5:08pm
Thrice
12/22/2003
3.97 (14 votes)
Guests were not that active, decent show but far from the best. Still love listening to it though! 8/10/2015
10:57am
Grace Quek/Annabel Chong
3/9/2000
3.54 (14 votes)
She laughs like the Count from sesame street. 8/10/2015
2:53am
Amber Benson
11/2/2000
4.21 (23 votes)
Great callers, wonderful guest, Drew acting sassy... ★★★★★ show for me. 8/9/2015
10:10pm
Unwritten Law
1/22/2002
3.67 (14 votes)
First caller: "Hi, I have a question about genital warts." Guests - "BAHAHAHAHAHA"

Adam does a great shtick about the guy making $10/hour working for his old man spending a grand a week at the strip club. "Drew, you ever seen the place when a $10/hour man walks in? I mean, you've seen what happens when a 6 or 7 dollar an hour man walks in. The ladies go nuts. He's like a celebrity."

I remember downloading Seein' Red on Kazaa in like '01-'02. Good memories.
8/9/2015
5:04pm
Charles Fleischer
10/22/1997
4.35 (48 votes)
This is one of best Loveline's I've ever heard, Sensational story,... and THE GUEST ends up asking the key question that opens up Pandora's Box about 43 min in.....seriously insane shit..... Adam: "This is officially the spookiest call we've ever gotten on Loveline"

Also, Charles is incredibly talented at impressions, hilarious.
8/9/2015
3:52am
no guest
11/1/2005
4.04 (12 votes)
@dylanrush He did have a radio show for 3 years, tard 8/7/2015
9:28pm
Avenged Sevenfold
9/6/2005
3.84 (8 votes)
This is an underrated show. Great guests, and I may just be the odd man out but I love listening to these 2002-2005 recordings. I was a listener from 97-01 and then moved to NY and woke up too early to listen any more.

Hearing some of these bands has been great. These guys are really inspirational musicians. Total eclectic song writing. the second song they played is amazingly orchestrated.
8/7/2015
9:27pm
Kevin Nealon
1/26/2004
4.21 (24 votes)
Adam reveals DAG is a diva. 8/7/2015
5:12am
no guest
11/1/2005
4.04 (12 votes)
I think Adam claims he is leaving LL because of a new morning gig. I don't think that ever worked out. He might have been under the impression that he would be on Howard Stern or something. 8/7/2015
4:12am
no guest
12/9/2004
4.11 (23 votes)
Loving Engineeress Michelle's charming background giggle! Wish she had replaced sourpuss Anderson 10 years earlier. If only he would just STFU. 8/6/2015
1:23pm
Tori Amos
12/3/2003
3.71 (11 votes)
She has an extraterrestrial quality to her... 8/6/2015
7:20am
David Alan Grier
2/15/2000
4.58 (104 votes)
Many depressing calls in this episode. Esp Shannon. :( 8/6/2015
3:56am
David Alan Grier
2/15/2000
4.58 (104 votes)
I always thought DAG was just doing vomiting noises? I know he talks about getting gag reflexes easily in another ep. 8/6/2015
3:53am
Caprice Bourret
2/21/2000
3.44 (18 votes)
I think pretentious cunt is an accurate way to describe Caprice Bourret. It's amazing listening to this compared to the previous show, which was amazing. This retard managed to turn brilliance into shit. She brings things up and then when Adam tries to talk about them, she seems to get offended. She is wholly unoriginal, unwilling to defend any of her positions, she's rude, has no comedic timing and if you ask me, she's real weird looking. 8/5/2015
3:40pm
no guest
3/3/2002
4.30 (58 votes)
Agreeing with others ~ This is one of the best episodes. The exchange at 33:00 had me in stitches. They then try to restart the show halfway through, with predictable outcomes. 8/5/2015
3:32pm
Jerri Manthey
5/23/2001
3.81 (4 votes)
Gotta disagree with goldenratio - Jerri's an okay guest. You made it sound like she's one of the Morrell sisters. :)

I think they mentioned the Playboy thing and her hair once in passing toward the beginning of the show and that was it. She has a decent rapport with Adam and Drew and offers some interesting behind-the-scenes stories about Survivor, including a few things Jeff Probst never mentioned, IIRC.
8/5/2015
11:08am
no guest
1/21/2002
4.07 (31 votes)
Caller: I've done more coke than you've ever seen.
Adam: What if I've seen Scarface like six times?
8/4/2015
11:33pm
Natasha Lyonne
8/23/1998
3.72 (16 votes)
I LOL'd at caller's answer at ~16 min in, when Adam asks what position caller played in pop warner football. 8/4/2015
8:09pm
Forest for the Trees
3/8/1998
3.92 (8 votes)
Adam tells the story where he had arranged for a fan to give him a ride to the airport. She was a no show. 8/4/2015
1:55pm
Shawnee Smith
5/14/2001
3.71 (4 votes)
Shawnee joins Stryker and Drew around 21:00. 8/4/2015
10:05am
Kennedy
6/2/2002
3.44 (14 votes)
This is an awesome show. Kennedy took over the show. Drew mediating the debates. Wish drew didn't stop the arguing by taking calls but I def enjoyed this one. 8/4/2015
2:04am
Wallace Langham
2/20/2000
4.44 (72 votes)
Adam just couldn't resist singing that friggin' TABOO II song all the time. Grh. Good episode nonetheless. 8/3/2015
8:39pm
Nicole Sullivan
8/9/2005
3.75 (7 votes)
Perfectly average non-Adam show. Drew seems to be into Nicole a bit. Some well-timed DAG drops. 8/3/2015
6:55pm
Kennedy
6/2/2002
3.44 (14 votes)
This episode fully displayed the stupidity of Adam Carolla. When someone challenged him with an intelligent argument against abortion what does he do? He gets up and leaves the room to cry like a little bitch! Adam depends on yelling and intimidating whomever he is arguing against to "win" his arguments and then he does a victory lap. Thank god he's raising two children of his own now. He should have followed his own advice and not had children. Fucking moron 8/3/2015
12:33pm
Joshua Jackson
3/6/2003
3.97 (14 votes)
The bit on Arnold Schwarzenegger absolutely cracked me the frack up! Haven't laughed that hard in a good minute. Great episode. Joshua Jackson is actually the guy he plays a lot, laid back, cool, funny, intelligent, real. Love it! 8/3/2015
10:21am
Tara Reid, Rebecca Gayheart & Michael Rosenbaum
9/21/1998
3.37 (14 votes)
I can't remember any other episodes where I disliked the guests this much. Tara is beyond dumb and the guy is a prick 8/3/2015
6:38am
Everlast
10/19/1998
3.84 (8 votes)
Drew goes off on another women's rights tangent and a fan verbally fellates the guest. Not a lot of laughs. 8/3/2015
6:13am
311
7/20/2005
3.94 (13 votes)
Finally Adam calls Anderson out on being a dick to Michelle. Every time she grabs the mic to say something he drops DAG's "SHUT UP!" drop (or more recently Sponge Bob's).

Adam: "Every time Michelle speaks Anderson plays that drop. Yet another reason why we don't want to hang out with him."
8/2/2015
11:15pm
Majandra Delfino
2/1/2000
4.39 (59 votes)
Lame guest, great calls. 8/2/2015
9:35pm
Alexandra Paul
4/11/1999
3.87 (13 votes)
This episode just gets better as it goes on. I laughed at the airplane turbulence part even though I'd already heard Adam joke about it before. Alexandra Paul is one of those women who can handle Adam deftly without smashing his dreams or being overly flattering. 8/1/2015
12:42am
Tom Kenny
10/25/2005
4.22 (30 votes)
Props to Drew for knowing just about everything about Salvia Divinorum. 8/1/2015
12:18am
no guest
9/28/1997
3.98 (22 votes)
Hearing intelligent callers on the show is always very stimulating somehow. 7/31/2015
7:46pm
Claude Brooks & Nicole Eggert
2/3/2000
3.75 (15 votes)
A funny guest, which is a rarity on loveline. Unclepenny doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. 7/31/2015
1:31am
Carlos Mencia
1/25/2000
3.89 (18 votes)
I was expecting not to like this since I don't like Mencia's act or respect him as a comedian, but he's a great guest. Good stories and he gives a couple of the callers some passionate opinions, which most guests aren't willing to do, it seems. 7/31/2015
1:26am
no guest
1/18/1998
4.68 (167 votes)
great episode...if you like loveline then this definitely deserves a listen

I mostly listen to episodes with no guest...I find that the guests usually detract from what attracted me to loveline in the first place: the impeccable chemistry between adam and drew

the only downside of this episode is producer anne's constant interruptions...she is clearly very passionate about animal rights or whatever but she needs to stfu and let adam and drew do their thing...no one cares...
7/30/2015
9:15pm
Tom Arnold
8/21/2002
4.67 (153 votes)
after listening to this episode I can't understand why it is rated so high

the holocaust call is hilarious but it just happens to occur when tom arnold is the guest

I find tom arnold to be boring...he just isn't an interesting guest
7/30/2015
9:09pm
Peter Facinelli & Ethan Embry
10/2/2003
3.81 (9 votes)
I really enjoyed this show, i can't understand where the comment about the guest not being the greatest? They were great! and i laughed my ass off at the Godzuki and chris carter thing, very funny lol! 7/30/2015
2:40pm
Static X
1/23/2000
4.04 (15 votes)
Dr. Bruce is the worst. 7/30/2015
2:28am
James & Theresa
5/2/2002
3.78 (11 votes)
Theresa's first sexual experience was at 8 years old with another 8 year old. That is child on child sexual abuse and Drew says NOTHING! Both Adam and Drew are ass kissing pussies in this episode. 7/29/2015
11:47pm
Papa Roach
6/28/2000
3.74 (10 votes)
No wonder Andrews wife doesn't want to have sex with him, he sounds like a giant pain in the ass. Right off the bat he is a dick to Adam and then uses the word "irregardless". Never a good sign. 7/29/2015
4:51am
My Chemical Romance
4/4/2005
3.93 (10 votes)
At about 0:9:34, Dr. Drew chimes in with a "What's up Vicar?" which briefly becomes a drop that Anderson uses during Adam's Vicar of Christ era. 7/28/2015
9:42pm
no guest
6/15/2005
3.83 (18 votes)
This episode is comic genius!

Bring the Mr. Bubbles. 1:10:00
7/28/2015
9:26pm
no guest
6/15/2005
3.83 (18 votes)
1:01:00 Love a girl that'll break the 4th wall 7/28/2015
9:11pm
Rosebudd
6/15/2000
3.69 (19 votes)
Shockingly, Rosebud is quite pretentious. Who would of thought someone of his caliber could treat women so. 7/28/2015
8:51pm
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