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Monday, July 18, 2005
GUEST: no guest • HOST: Adam, Dr. Drew
Show Summary Damn, not wasting any time tonight, jumping right into calls. Not a single story or complaint from Adam. Bummer.
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Show Summary Damn, not wasting any time tonight, jumping right into calls. Not a single story or complaint from Adam. Bummer.

Laura, 23, has lactating breasts as a side effect of her Seroquel, and now her boyfriend doesn't want to do anything with her breasts. Okie dokie.

Caller Juan got his sperm count tested and it came out zero. Adam: "Juan, congratulations on being the first Mexican on the planet who doesn't produce sperm."

Adam says they should have grades of handicapped to reduce the amount of people who get the handicapped parking privileges. He says 15/16 people designated as handicapped really aren't, but by some technicality they are considered so. "So you see the guy hop out of his Corvette and he's wearing a tennis sweater and he just strolls right into the Gelson's. He's not really handicapped, but he has astigmatism in one eye."

Tim, 14, and he's been a busy little bee. He's already banged two girls, one of whom is his girlfriend who he had to cheat on to bang the second one. Both girls have been abused. Drew says that's not hard to figure out because these are 14-year-old girls who are willing to have sex. Tim says one was 16 and the other 18. Drew says it still holds because what 18-year-old would want to have sex with a 14-year-old. lol. Drew you're such a buzzkill.

Caller Ashley has little girl voice and is tiny. She says it's extra hard because she's a 36 C, but can fit in a 34 D. Adam: "Yeah well let's go with that." She has a bit of a sordid past. She walked in on her mom cheating on her dad when she was 6 was also sexually abused by her step-dad's roommate (wut?). Both of her parents were into drugs.

Brittany, 18, is the surfer chick I talked about in the comments who wants to got to a CC for two years and then transfer to a university. Adam says every community college should just go ahead and put up a sign that says "welcome surfers" and install those showers you use to wash your feet when you're leaving the beach.

Caller Rachel has questions about HPV and pearly penile papules.

Eric calls with a Germany or Florida and he's kind of an idiot. His call leads to the waiver rant where Adam suggests we as grown adults be allowed to sign some sort of waiver that says you won't sue if you hurt yourself with a lighter without a child-proof lock on it or a glass beer bottle. He tells the bowling alley/bar story about not being allowed to take his drink outside when he goes out to smoke a cigarette.

Adam says he's gonna get fat and grow a beard, move to France and just write poetry. "Blood on the highway. The Indian's distance relatives cry while the eagle soars. You say no....I say yes. MOM? I wanna F you!"

Amber, 18, has a 32DD. She wants a breast reduction. Adam gets really excited as she describes herself (small frame, small areolas on huge cans etc).

The guys come back from break and they're eating a bunch of nuts sent in by a listener. Adam asks Drew what the duration of time is between the moment Producer Ann announces a listener sent a package of food and the moment that food is in their mouths. They decide it's the amount of time it takes to open the package. Adam says they probably shouldn't announce that on the radio and that they're so trusting. That level of trust reminds him of these people you see on 20/20 who get videotaped meeting with hitmen in the parking lot of a TGI Fridays and paying them to kill their wives. "They go 'hey you're a real hitman and not an undercover cop right?' 'No I'm a hitman.' 'Okay great, here's what I wanna do.' The guy's wired up like a Christmas tree and this guy proceeds on videotape to tell him how he wants him to kill his wife."

Caller Rev says he hopes Adam isn't leaving Loveline, since rumors of it have started by this point after it was thought that he would be taking over Howard Stern's terrestrial radio show after Howard leaves for XM. They go into it on the next call, but for now Rev has a story about dating his son's teacher. He's worried about the effect it will have on his son.

Caller Steve is the one who gets Adam to discuss his potential departure from Loveline. Adam, at this point, seems to be trying to leverage a fat contract out of Loveline by threatening to leave for Howard's spot on terrestrial radio for a lot more money than they're paying him to do LL. He says that all of a sudden he's really busy with LL, his home improvement show on TLC, the potential Stern gig, and his new late night show on Comedy Central that "now hopefully folds. I'm not gonna sabotage it or screw it up, I'm just gonna wish it into a cornfield." He gets his wish in short order.

The guys get to pick and choose what calls they take, and if Adam were uncomfortable about discussing his departure he would just avoid the call. But he specifically went to that call and was forthcoming with information. This has to be an attempt on his part to get the word out that he's ready to walk, in order to put pressure on the LL people to throw a shit ton of money at him. Unfortunately he didn't get his wish on that one.

John, 19, is about to ship out to boot camp in San Diego at the Marine Corps base at Camp Pendleton. He's been dating a 21-year-old with two kids and she doesn't really pay attention to him. Blah blah blah.

Anna, 18, has no sex drive after having her baby 7 months ago.

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Comments (9)
Tuesday, 3/4/2014 at 9:30 AM EST
Adam says they should have grades of handicapped to reduce the amount of people who get the handicapped parking privileges. He says 15/16 people designated as handicapped really aren't, but by some technicality they are considered so. "So you see the guy hop out of his Corvette and he's wearing a tennis sweater and he just strolls right into the Gelson's. He's not really handicapped, but he has astigmatism in one eye."

The guys come back from break and they're eating a bunch of nuts sent in by a listener. Adam asks Drew what the duration of time is between the moment Producer Ann announces a listener sent a package of food and the moment that food is in their mouths. They decide it's the amount of time it takes to open the package.

Adam says they probably shouldn't announce on the radio that they're so trusting. That level of trust reminds him of these people you see on 20/20 who get videotaped meeting with hitmen in the parking lot of a TGI Fridays and paying them to kill their wives.

Adam: "They go 'hey you're a real hitman and not an undercover cop right?' 'No I'm a hitman.' 'Okay great, here's what I wanna do.' The guy's wired up like a Christmas tree and this guy proceeds on videotape to tell him how he wants him to kill his wife."
Wednesday, 1/29/2014 at 11:01 AM EST
Caller Juan was a trip haaa, Adam labels a caller "the Tiger Woods of humping", funny now has both meanings
Thursday, 10/25/2012 at 10:05 AM EDT
Wow, Adam basically tells everyone he's leaving Loveline soon.

A guy calls in and asks how Adam can take over Stern's show, work till midnight at Loveline, pick up early the next morning for his other radio gig, and continue to tape the daily Comedy Central show that he got.

Adam says he can't. He hopes the Comedy Central TV Show folds (he got his wish on that one very soon after it started) and says that he can't do both Loveline and the other radio gig, which pays a hell of a lot more money than Loveline does, so that's that.
Wednesday, 10/24/2012 at 8:12 PM EDT
A guy calls in with a Germany or Florida. A guy breaks into a zoo and gets drunk, yada yada yada. It's Germany and the guys get it.

The kid says "yeah, but it was an American tourist so I thought that might throw you off." They ask "but did you say American Tourist?" He says "no, I said drunken tourist."

So....he thought that would throw them off, but he didn't say it. Also, if he said "American tourist" they would instantly know it was Germany. I'm surprised they didn't give the kid hell for line of reasoning. It's these little details they usually trash these idiots for.
Wednesday, 10/24/2012 at 8:05 PM EDT
A couple girls call in wondering if they can get yeast infections from hanging out in their wetsuits (they're surfers).

Adam asks what the girl is doing with her life and she says she wants to go to a CC for two years and then transfer to a 4-year university. Adam says community colleges should just have signs that say "Welcome Surfers" and install those feet washer showers that they have at the beach.
Wednesday, 10/24/2012 at 6:58 PM EDT
A guy calls in at around 5 minutes who had his sperm count tested. It turned out he scored a zero.

Adam congratulates him on being the first Mexican on the planet who doesn't produce sperm.
Monday, 1/9/2012 at 10:22 AM EST
@juice: listen to 2001-11-07 Lisa Ann Walter (she played the nanny in "The Parent Trap"). There's some discussion about level-headed and wise her parents were for letting her keep a normal childhood.
Monday, 1/9/2012 at 12:41 AM EST
I'm laughing. At about 20 minutes in they mention "She's not Lindsay Lohan... there are plenty of high school girls that are train wrecks." Implying that LL isn't a train wreck. Oh how times have changed.
Thursday, 1/5/2012 at 2:56 AM EST
First mention of Adam leaving Loveline in the near future towards the end of the show
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