13-year-old kid calls in talking about his girlfriend. He gets along great with her but "there's just something missing." He's not sure she's "the one." lol. Kids.

The guys give him advice but he either doesn't hear or misunderstands pretty much everything they say, which makes for a pretty entertaining call.

Adam tells the kid to never smoke weed since he's already half retarded to which the kid replies he won't because he's in a band and they have a song called "Drugs Suck." Adam asks to hear a little of the song and the kid plays him a tape of it. Adam finishes the call by telling him the song is good and that he and his other 13-year-old bandmates are gonna need a manager and should drop out of school immediately.

Kid: "Oh okay."

Adam: "So look into that."

Drew: "That's nice."

Also the very first time I've ever been on the computer website. Only ever been on from my ipod.

Gonna download this, and the next few shows for a roatrip to florida.. take away the beach and you're left with a guy playing the cider jugs and eating waffles lol

"righteous rock n roll"
good episode.

Bahahahahhahahahaha "Kim" is so underwhelmed by the proposal it's ridiculous. Son of Sniglet.

This is a great no guest show with some good stories and some guy that asks his girlfriend to marry him over the air.

Adam talks about Tyra Bank’s love for Dr. Drew the week before. Drew says he’s going to be on Politically Incorrect the next night and is going to debate marijuana against Woody Harilson.

Adam and Jimmy were at a strip club the night before. Adam asks all strippers listening to not talk about being pregnant during lap dances.

A girl thinks this guy is gay and Adam describes him perfectly for wearing argyle socks, mock turtlenecks and being obsessed with being clean all the time.

A goofball 13 year old and his goofball band play a song called “Drugs Suck” over the phone.

A caller talks about her friend getting a tapeworm when she went to Mexico. Adam says that’s the only thing he remembers from Biology which he failed and was then required to take science. This goes on to yelling about Mr. Gregory failing him from drivers ed.

Adam tells a story about taking drivers ed privately after failing from public school. They were driving around and the instructor tells him to pull over at a liquor store. The instructor ran inside and grabbed a 3-D Hustler and read it while wearing the 3-D glasses for the rest of the ride.

Adam was eating at the Ceasers Buffet earlier and has some gas.

Adam and Jimmy were at Hoover Dam earlier and he tells a story about a guy named Herb. He used to be a tour guide but was fired for telling people how to blow up Hoover Dam.

Due to the hot weather lately, Adam yells at all weathermen for their crappy 5 day forecasts and calls them boobs.

Caller Billy has an odd request. He attempts to ask his girlfriend to marry him over the air. She says yes and tells them she is shocked and overwhelmed but doesn’t sound like it at all.
Adam has Billy do a take 2 asking her to marry him with more enthusiasm. She answers pretty much the same way but then comes through with a better sounding answer.

The song that is usually played at the end of the show is played before the last break. Adam asks Drew to kill him if he listens to the 5 day forecast or plants bulbs.