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Monday, May 16, 2005
GUEST: no guest • HOST: Adam, Dr. Drew
Show Summary Adam opens the show making fun of Drew for being in New York to shill for Trojan and a female suppository. He says "Dr. Drew in New York, why Chris?" and we get silence.... He says Engineer Chris is... Show More
Show Summary Adam opens the show making fun of Drew for being in New York to shill for Trojan and a female suppository. He says "Dr. Drew in New York, why Chris?" and we get silence.... He says Engineer Chris is cursed with bad radio similar to how Drew is cursed with always being wrong whenever he jumps in to finish someone's sentence Before the show, he told Chris to be ready at the mic because he'd be coming directly to him. The mics fire up, he gives Chris the lob pitch over the plate....and nothing. Chris was not in position to give Adam the answer "because somebody dropped a nickel."

Adam says he has powerhouse semen, that, much like a fine wine, is assertive without being pushy. Some discussion of sperm banks and Adam's ninja-like masturbation focus that is needed when there are a bunch of cackling receptionists and nurses right outside your jack shack.

Devan (female), 19...or 26 depending on who you believe...is a squirter. Adam can't focus on the call because Drew's mic stand at the New York studio groans, squeaks and squawks if you even so much as breathe on it. Adam: "Does anyone wanna hit that with a shot of goddamn WD40? When I was in that same studio I didn't even want to get near the thing because it's haunted."

13-year-old Emily calls in with a question about her vagina lips aaannnd now I'm on a list somewhere at the offices of the NSA just for typing that. She says one lip hangs down lower than the other. Adam tries to have her estimate how much farther the longer lip hangs down than the shorter one, and she says about an inch. He tells her that's awfully big and is she sure? She doesn't really know. Adam: "Drew, there should be a class for all young girls called 'how far is this goddamn thing away?' There's not a woman I know who knows the difference between a nautical mile and 18 feet."

Adam announces that Engineer Chris might be graduating Junior College, but he doesn't know yet. It's May 16 and the semester ends in June, but it's unclear. He says he has to meet with a school counselor to find out. Adam says not to put too much stock into what they tell him since the only thing worse than a Junior College student is an adult who chooses to work at one of his own volition, and as a counselor no less.

Caller John had surgery on one of his nuts. What? Which one...I don't know which one, what do you want from me? He sounds like a guy doing a really bad impression of Bill Clinton.

18-year-old Diana was molested by her father and instead of shutting down sexually like some victims do, she went the other way and became hyper sexual. As in having sex 10 times in a 48 hour period. She now has some pain, itching, and a little bleeding.

Renee, 22, says her boyfriend is weird about sex and "is like the girl and I'm like the guy, if that makes sense." They kind of just ditch Renee after going to break, but come back to her later on.

Caller Marco pronounces vaginal like "vaaj-eye-nul" with those pauses and everything. They ask if he's pre-med and he has no idea what that means. Hoo boy.

Adam says he doesn't read books or look at globes or maps because he doesn't want people's cockamayme theories getting in the way of what he knows is right.

Caller James, 23, is on hold for 55 minutes and is nowhere to be found when they go to him. His call is about he and his father having crooked penises and that his father had corrective surgery. Adam and Drew don't need James around to talk crooked dicks, so they press on without him.

Anna, 16, has a boyfriend on the wrestling team who cannot get an erection....during sex that is, whether or not he can get an erection while wrestling is still unclear.

20-year-old Amber cannot have an orgasm because of her boyfriend's downward curving penis. Maybe she should shack up with James' dad, who had the corrective surgery. Problem solved. Don't let the intrigue of the crooked penis trick you, this devolves into your standard run-of-the-mill 'female can't have an orgasm' call. The guys end up hanging up on her because she's one of these people who thinks if she gives even a cursory description of what she looks like, her parents, priest, and teachers from elementary school are all gonna know exactly who she is, because of course they're all listening.

Amanda, 16, I don't know...hates her parents. What can I say, they're not all gems.

Rachel, 18, can't orgasm unless she has some pain during sex. They think they hear a smoke detector in the background but don't hear it again. Adam says that if you live in Bakersfield and don't have a chirping smoke detector, the city will provide you with one.

Caller Gary has sensitive nipples that sometimes even lactate. He used to smoke a lot of pot and Drew supposes it could be related to that, but since Gary says he quit a year ago, it might not be. He tells him to see a doctor because it could range from being absolutely nothing, to being a tumor.

Christina, 16, called two years ago after having unprotected sex wondering about the chances of pregnancy. Her mother overheard the call and sent her ass to an all girls boarding school. This perks Adam right up. She says she's now sober and gets along with her mom.


3.70 (10 votes)
Recording Information
Radio Station: 106.7 KBPI
Length: 1:32:03
Size: 42 MB
Rates: 64 kbps / 44.100 kHz / stereo
Recorded By: KevinU
Transferred By: ?
Uploaded By: Giovanni on August 29, 2009
Views: 3,205
Downloads: 318
Call Listing (3)
Time Duration Call
9:20 5:10
Devon, F, 19
Squirter, wants to know how to control/stop it since it's a hassle to clean up every time. Adam and Drew sing a song about Noah and the Ark.
female ejaculation
27:30 8:06
Diana, F, 18
Lost her virginity to a 23 year old. Had sex 10 times in a 48 hour period. Has questions about bleeding and pain.
virginity, rape/molestation, pain during sex
38:41 2:47
Marco, M
Thinks girlfriend got an STD from a threesome. Symptoms include moisture around her vag-eye-nall area.
herpes, threesomes/partner-swapping/swinging
Comments (4)
Wednesday, 2/19/2014 at 8:54 AM EST
Adam says he has powerhouse semen, that, much like a fine wine, is assertive without being pushy. Some discussion of sperm banks and Adam's ninja-like masturbation focus that is needed when there are a bunch of cackling receptionists and nurses right outside your jack shack.

Devan (female), 19...or 26 depending on who you believe...is a squirter. Adam can't focus on the call because Drew's mic stand at the New York studio groans, squeaks and squawks if you even so much as breathe on it. Adam: "Does anyone wanna hit that with a shot of goddamn WD40? When I was in that same studio I didn't even want to get near the thing because it's haunted."


Quote provided with absolutely no context:
Adam: "Drew, there should be a class for all young girls called 'how far is this goddamn thing away?' There's not a woman I know who knows the difference between a nautical mile and 18 feet."
Tuesday, 1/21/2014 at 12:46 AM EST
I love that Adam brings up how some drivers (women) can't judge space when driving, too paraphrase, when they are trying to fit their 5-ft wide car through a 13-ft space, and they still
slam on the brakes and think they can't proceed, I'm w/ Adam on this one.
Monday, 9/23/2013 at 5:10 PM EDT
That guy who says vag-eye-nall just about killed me. WHATS PRE MED?
Monday, 10/15/2012 at 6:51 AM EDT
Dr. Drew is in New York City. Why engineer Chris?

Chris: "Because somebody dropped a nickle."
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