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Thursday, October 18, 2001
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on September 3, 2009
Call Listing (1)
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Origin of the "You guys seem like teenagers but your voices are like old". Want's to know if Drew is a doctor. Also tells a joke.
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Tuesday, 2/21/2017 at 8:29 PM EST
One of my favorite episodes. At least three solid spit takes. Very good one!
Saturday, 5/14/2016 at 1:43 AM EDT
Adam: "Get your grades up and move far, far away from Bakersfield, do you understand?"
Caller: "Faaar away, I'm moving to Oregon..."
Weird ass caller, cracked up at the randomness of that answer.
Sunday, 3/29/2015 at 3:58 PM EDT
"no....it's just like...you guys seem like teenagers, but your voices are like, old."
Monday, 9/8/2014 at 5:01 PM EDT
jimmy reminds adam of his other joke about offering jack-tine (play on word bactine) to an injured juggies knee.
i think this is a very good joke as well as the vag-etarian one.
its ridiculous the staff hadnt laughed. probably just tired. love how quick they got jimmy on line and how real his laugh response was. good times
Sunday, 5/25/2014 at 11:04 AM EDT
Ah it is bleat, isn't it? Good catch on that.
Tuesday, 5/13/2014 at 11:05 PM EDT
well...and I can't believe I know this or am writing this...but, technically, donkeys bray. Sheep bleat.
And before you take me task Landlubber, I suggest you take a look back at your catalogue, which I celebrate.
Oh yeah, good show, too.
Sunday, 8/18/2013 at 10:17 PM EDT
Nice use of the word 'braying'. Had no idea it was called that...=)
Saturday, 5/11/2013 at 7:45 AM EDT
A girl calls in and asks if there are any alternatives to latex condoms. Anderson drops in a sheep braying and Drew says "yeah, animal skin."
The caller says besides animal skin. Drew asks what her aversion to animal skin condoms is about.
Adam: "She's a vag-atarian."
This does not elicit enough of a response for Adam's liking and he says that Jimmy would've laughed at that joke.
Later Jimmy calls in, Adam repeats the joke and gets a big laugh out of Jimmy.
Saturday, 9/22/2012 at 5:11 AM EDT
"you guys seem like teenagers, but your voices are like old" origin.
Thursday, 5/3/2012 at 9:57 AM EDT
The origin of the "mattress in lanes" part of Ace Rockolla's traffic report.
Turns out Drew is the one who suggested it first. The more you know.
Monday, 6/6/2011 at 5:00 PM EDT
Love when they call Jimmy and his laugh!
great episode loved it.
Sunday, 6/5/2011 at 2:27 AM EDT
YOU SHOULD LET ME SQUIRT SOME JACK-TINE ON IT
Monday, 1/31/2011 at 10:42 AM EST
This is a great episode! This episode contains a call to Jimmy and the call where the drop "you guys seem like teenagers..." comes from. There is also a great deal of Anthrax talk.
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